how to kill ppl with ur FART!

haha..so see the title..and let's move on..ok..i was having my holidays so i was quite free and have this stupid idea of writing this...ok first of all..i hope everybody noe wat is fart!!...and how bout y fart make noises?ok fart make noises is seriously through my research is not thru the flapping of ur butt cheeks ok..is by the size of ur sphincter muscle located at ur anus..hehe..and smelly fart always kill ppl..but y are they generally warmer and quiter!haha..this is because the air that we swallowed or the food that indigested in our stomach will create bubble and reaching the anus..and smelly fart with have bubbles with higher density..and can state as HOT BUBBLEs..hehe..
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how to kill people le..i don hv much..but to share some also ok gua..

1. when u driving..and fetching people..the best the car is fully occupied..and u got the feeling of letting ur flatulence out..and u noe is smelly..bear with it..wait a little longer so it got more..put ur hand at the WINDOW LOCK button..and face ur butt to the passengers and fart it all out..and give an idiot smile..HAHA..then u will see they wilbe rushing to the windows and to realise the window is lock..let them smell it ya..there is requirements thogugh..ur car must hv windows lock..(max kill..2-7 ; 80% success ; efficient)
2. when u r walking with a bunch of ur frens in a shopping complex..and got the urge to fart..walk to the front of them probably a few more steps..and fart it out..u neeed to walk a little farther than them..becos the smell will travel to human's nose a little bit slow..( max kill..unlimited; 40% success; efficiency depends on the crowd..more people, more cramp, more efficient)
3. this method is goin to be a bit cruel..hmmm..(max killing..1 ; 95% success; damn efficient..if small room and air conditioned even better) the method is killing people when they are half death..my half death means they are..SLEEPING..haha..so when they wake up..u may ask them...do u smell something in ur dream??if yes..smile in ur heart and keep quiet..if not..try HARDER next time