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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

5 senses to psycho ppl..

About this topic..i'll like to share something to all of you about the game of golf..u see in every game..we need physcical and mental strength..physically we must look tough and hard to beat(but of course u look tough must show u r tough too la..)...mentally as for most game play the other side of a way to probably counter-act ur physical and boost ur confident..eg. when u r tired,ur legs tell u that u can no longer be that agile, ur body start to weakens..if ur mental were not strong enough...definitely..u r down easily..but ur mental can speak to ur body like..' HEy is just awhile more..bear with it bear with it"..it might helps u to fight a little longer and even help u to win..this is essentially important for the game of golf..this is bcos in golf..probably golf are not that agile type of game like badminton which ur reactions towards the ball incoming if very fast..so u need to react fast enough..golf gives u plenty of time and room..to think, to compensate and TO MAKE MISTAKES..eg. when u r hitting the ball in an awkward place, and u hv to cross a pond in 175 metres..which indeed seems easy..but in golf..u might be thinking..wat happen if i did not hit it correctly..will it go to the pond and watsoever..so this is suspense and problems that arose when u r playing golf..TOO MUCH TIME TO think..in addition,people around u..who is playing with u can psycho or distract u..ok..get back to my story..ok as i hv been playing golf since the age of 11(though i spend my time playing with my dad and his fellow uncles)..i encountered numerous way to distract or in golf terms PSYCHO ppl..how issit done..that's y i relate to our human 5 senses..first of all let's start with SIGHT..in golf there is certain rules and one of them is do not move when ur friends are playing..so the thing goes like this..when the uncle were playing golf..and seeing that they are losing to u..this is how they will do..not bcos they dono the rules..but purposely..eg. standing quite near to you and moving here and there..touching here an there(touch themselves i mean)..or when u r focusin to the hole..they are just within ur line of sight..and u could see them moving around here and there..
next i will go to TASTE which i relate to mouth talking...in golf..silence is very important..so very obvious that you noe this uncles..they will just keeep talkin non-stop even u they noe u r playing..purposely to distract u..hai..and u noe we have those golf carts..hahaha.they will blow the accelerator..blow and let go blow and let go..to make it like.."EH FAST LE..WAN GO LIAU LE"..to indirectly psycho u..
ok to a more interesting part with the combination of sense of HEARING and SMELLING..hope this attact all of you..where the above were pretty lame..ok..this is how they done it..noises distract a golfer focus all the time..and of course in the more critical period that is during putting into the hole..so this uncle really figure out the way how it should be done..
hai..when u r havin a putt to win..and the BET might be doubled or even tripled..and can make u alot of profit..and ur mind start to fuss around..the uncle make it even worse..FARTING WITH A LOUD SOUND..omg..that wasn't it..they can smile to the others and say..wah..just now i just WASH DOWN with some goreng pisang..wah..sooong ar..
u at there trying to focus were definitely distracted before u realised another worst ting might happen..some smell that they create from the fart..OMG..and from my calculation..70% of the putt will miss..20% of putt will go in and come out..8% wilgo short of the hole..and only 2% will make it..for more psychoing method..u can ask me for more..

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