Sexy Back VS Sexy Pack

Sorry guys been busy with some of University work that cause the late entry of my post. And in fact I've some crazy ideas lately yet I didn't blog about it. So is my bad for not doing the stuff I'm suppose to do. And actually blogging is my part-time working stuff, therefore How Can I Stop Blogging!!!

Alright, this entry is just some lame ideas that I thought off recently after I shaved off my hair. And I have always been wanting to challenge celebrities so he is lucky that he is the First that I challenge..hia hia hia.. So here it goes..let's take a look at this pictures..

no wrong..the ever Sexy Justin Timberlake..

one of the pics that inspire this entry-->>(cos of shaved hair and piercing)

and this will be the topic for my challenge..

As usual, for some girls and guys, Justin Timberlake has been an icon himself even when he is with *Nsync. No doubt bout it, I'm true fans of *nsync back then and JT is still cool as he was last time. But what is it gonna to do with my entry then? Let me start with how I get the idea of blogging this entry is because *ahem* recently people kind of say that I burn some of my fats, after my discipline training of swimming diet program. And I shaved off my hair and there are people who kind of think that I look quite ok with it *ahem*. And finally my recent ear piercing back again..and also people say that I'm kind of better looking that they expected *ahem*. So as usual, the 'perasan a.k.a. bue paiseh(dono shame)' guy will hunt for celebrities who have this things that people comment on me about. And there is Justin...

So I kind of think that, do I have what it takes to be Justin...let's see about it..

'botak(bald)' just like him...

piercing like him..though ppl in US say its 'cool'..M'sian we call ' ahbeng'

Justin have attractive eyes..i have attractive 'eye-bags' (aft sleeping at 5 am eveday)

So with all those..it's fair that most of the things, I do can become Malaysian's Justin, of course he is handsome, wealthy, can beatbox, dance and sing. Ouhh..and he got a SEXY BACK!!..so in term with his SEXY BACK, I kinda think that I must be different from Justin. Or people will think that I'm obsessed about him n stuff. And therefore I come with this idea, I call myself...

SEXY PACK

though it seems that I need lots of alteration in those 'PACKs' as they are united together right now..so it is must WILL to clear off those fats and have a SEXY PACK..for the time being..U all can laugh at me and call me SEXY FATS..hia hia hia

Midterm Test..

This time in Cyberjaya, and first semester, I don even feel that now is the time for midterm test. Hai..spend too much time playing around I guess that I'm having my midterm break..doesn't seem like holiday at all. Probably with all my friends around, time passes by just like that..hihi..anyway..this is some of the moments when people are studying and stress..and what you should do sometimes to help curbing stress..

first of all you hv to study..that's normal..

if you got tired of study..you should just sleep then..

before somebody wanted to pull ur head and hair off..

then u shall continue study again..and..

and study..stay focus..and then..

until you are too stresS..make FUN OF YOURSELF YEAH..HIA HIA..

haHA..

Sometimes, in my campus, you can see a lot of stress students walking around here and there. Bowing their head down while walking and stuff. Seeing them really make you stress too. And I think MMU Cyberjaya, is truly creative enough to release those tension that they put up something probably to trick ur mind and of course to make u less stress. With their short term and long term posters. Wonder what is it?? Let's talk a lot at this few pics..

this toilet is RUSAK..or this is toilet is for RUSA..k..--lame though

i wonder that is a spelling mistake or intentionally wan..

hihi..is WANG or UANG ar??

GUys, BEWARE!!

This entry actually I wanted to post it quite long ago, as you all know, no Internet connection and incapability of my phone to have mobile blogging, I can't. But nevermind, since this thing can be shared anytime.

Anyway, this is about one supper, when I went out with my bro, in my local Cyberjaya's Mamak Stall. Not stall actually, is a restaurant, in fact. And in Cyberjaya, this MaMak can be consider one of the best, because they serve nicer 'roti canai' then other stalls and of course, their food are much more edible consider to my nearby Cyberia. So, this is the first time I went there to eat. And of course, the first thing that attract you will be their FRIED CHICKEN, which there put dim lights on top of a heater, to show as if, it's GOLDEN in color. In fact, that is truly their main attraction.

So after ordering our food, my BRO suggest me for the Golden Piece (fried chicken), which in my heart was filled with saliva already. So WHY NOT!! But my bro did warned me something, that one piece of Golden Piece will cause you a Golden Bomb -- RM 3/ piece.

WUUUUHHH...really no cheap..though you will expect the same type of gold out, it is slightly more expensive which I call, Golden Shit.

But that's not the important thing that I want to say. The most important story is, when me and my bro went and select the chicken I notice one notice for all customers. Probably in KL you can see alot of this, but I'm not someone from a big place so this notice is truly rare to me.

This is probably the Golden Piece is to expensive that there are people who complain over the over-rated price of one piece of chicken, that they have to put this notice up.

Patriotic..

Phuiyo.. another long break from blogging..I think apology means nothing right now. But there is one thing to let you all know that, it's really piss me off can't even online and blog. Internet for me is actually quite important, for me to access to my mail, University's Notes and announcements and of course blogging. And the screw-up services have took me one month. And this time, back in Muar again to blog. Definitely, when I'm back in Cyberjaya this time, I can blog already. So today will be the starting of the continuation of my blog. So do support my blog yeah. And I'll continue with all my lame jokes and bla bla bla.

So today, let's talk about Patrioticism. You see Malaysia is going to celebrate her 50th Independence Day on 31 August. As this is what they call the silver-anniversary (i dono what's the term ar) or something, sure, Malaysia have prepare lots of activity, campaign and many more to have a truly wonderful Independece Day. So as for us the citizens, especially the students, the day might just pass like that. Of course with a Holiday, but some others are preparing hard for it. Which is a very positive way which I wouldn't attempt to do though. But it's all effort, and we truly appreciate that. But..BUT recently, there is this same-guy impressed me with the way to show our gratittude to our country and all the sacrifices they make, and probably inspire me to do the same as part of our Nation's Biggest Day. Therefore, I hereby present you, the singer of Muar-Chinese and Kawanku, -namewee- with his latest single..NegaraKuKU..

Penang Bloggers..

Hey guys, I have went and see through quite a number of blogs before improving mine for the past few months. And in our local community of Malaysia, I realised that there are a lot of Penang Bloggers who blogs pretty well and probably earn a lot of money even at young age. I'm not surprise but I truly admire their inspirations to blog and with such great popularity. In fact, they seem so mature in writing their blogs, specifically in engaging ADs company for them to earn money. On top of that, they seem very motivated in blogging and know what their readers want. I like Penang a lot, and I can really tell you that Penang Island looks a little bit different than the rest of our state. Technologically and historically, Penang have always been top of the other state.

This post ain't about demotivating other bloggers who are not from Penang, especially my hometown or my campus friends not to blog. BUT, I'm trying to use constructive criticism to sarcastically challenge all the others to be 'DARE TO BE DIFFERENT'. Therefore, I really wanted to see some new bloggers especially from JOHORE, to be techy as well. Com'on guys, things ain't coming around just like that. We make them come and try to see through other blogs and change a little of your mentality about blogging. Blogging main objective ain't about earning money, but to gain something in life, that maybe valuable for you all in the future. Trust me! And if you are a new blogger, or seasoned blogger, come comment on my post and tell me what you think about what I say. It's your freedom to talk and I'm really open about this discussion. We can Make a Difference. And definitely, for Johoreans, we can shake it again..after we once shake the whole Malaysia before with this...

Highly Flammable

Yesterday afternoon, my class ends at 12. So me and my bunch of friends decided to explore ourselves, by going to Putrajaya. Specifically, the shopping complex called Alamanda. The place seem pretty nice I can say. In fact, the whole Putrajaya is really different from other place in Malaysia. My bro always commented that Putraya is truly different, and it is very true. Though they are in Malaysia, it looks like slightly modern and advance place than the rest of the state. Anyway, I went up to Alamanda and have our lunch in A&W. After that, we were walking around since we got nothing much to do. Just window-shopping. Then I suddenly saw a poster or advertisement in a shop in Alamanda. I know of course I can't take pictures in his retail shop. So instead I took it outside the shop. But whatever it is, not important. Just in my opinion and thought, why they put up such an ads on their shop itself?

just a couple-model, playing around with a fire extinguisher..

What's in your mind when you saw this pics? probably you all don't think the way how i think..think about it again...

A fire extinguisher?? What does it represent??

Hehe..just my opinion, no heartfeelings. Just my opinion..probably the shirts are HIGHLY-FLAMMABLE..it is just a poster, and definitely a PICTURE PAINTS A THOUSAND WORDS.. hehe

Melaka's Cousin

AS I told you all the other day, I went to A' Famosa Resort with my girlfriend to play in Water World. We spend a really pleasant and nice time, and probably I can promote Water World a little. But definitely, this entry is not about Water World. A couple of picture for you probably..

this ain't that natural i guess...

don hv much time to think about snapping photos..even my socks is included..

sometimes, we need some time for ourself, for reflections..

probably one of the reason i got summon, even driving at 3rd gear of my auto car, which my WIRA is travelling quite fast i assume, the RPM move but speedometer, remain zero, steady..

After spending our time in A'Famosa, we went to Mahkota Parade to watch the move Fantastic Four in GSC. And during our trip..I have found out a few names that question my thought. These few signboards are found on the way from Alor Gajah to Bandaraya Melaka.

this is probably, Melaka's cousin brother, which we call.. MELEKEK..weird name..

we found the Grandfather of all PAYA in Malaysia, the name is call.. Paya Datuk..

we certainly can't be any happier to find Tu Lan (du lan)'s past cousin..Du Len (Tu Len)

All the way have been so interesting. With my speedometer ain't moving though I'm driving at around 80km/h. With tonnes of weird signboard name that I wonder how our country name it and what meaning does it actually lies. Then to add flavour in our trip..there is this..

this is a normal pics of buses in M'sia polluting the air with black 'asap'(gases)...

BUT HOW BOUT THIS???

this ain't that clear..it is white gases just like cloud which keep puffing out by...

A BUS..i dono how the bus spoil..but it seems like the exzos keep puffing out white clouds..and all the passengers were off-boarded...

And finally we reach our destination for..

Avanza Viva..

This idea actually wasn't mine, it's my bro's opinion that I take and put as an entry. Because he is not a blogger (which he can be, but lazy to update). So I help him to put these entry based on his idea.

So to Malaysia citizen will know, what our local car producer are capable of. Perhaps, we can call our local car designer = KAKASHI-sensei (a character in Naruto, who is a genius ninja and one of his greatest skill is copy other's skill). GET WAT I MEAN!!

The latest Satria from Proton are nearly identical or similar to their other old product, Gen-2. Just that the differences between them is Satria got two door while G2 got four. Both have the similar front, with similar lights shape. Oh come on..the most obvious difference is Satria got shorter butt while Gen-2 got longer and more 'TONGEK' butt. That's how creative local producer are. Perhaps, Wira's design was also replicate from other design of Mitsubishi's. Anyway, no point telling you all as I just want to keep this entry short.

So what will be our latest Perodua Viva replica??

This is Perodua Viva yeah..

this is Viva's father..or brother or even KaChng(cousin i mean)...

yup..no wrong..nearly the same as TOYOTA AVANZA..though Avanza's look wasn't that nice. They cut it short and makes it probably looks nicer.. and let's compare these..(probably you might be thinking all the pics that Avanza have is taken the opposite way of Viva)

FRONT SIDE VIEW...

BACK-SIDE (EH..FROM BACK AND SIDE) VIEW...

SIDE VIEW...

what we can say about HOW CREATIVE LOCAL DESIGNERs ARE!!! 'mari kita laung..MALAYSIA BOLEH'..

X-Men 2

Sorry for waiting, I know you all have been waiting for my entry about X-Men 2. Sorry for the waiting, I know you all are eager to know the second part (95% ppl forget my entry, 5% don't even want know more the leftover story). Then I think i really need to write a better blog already. Let's roll it..

In X-Men 1, I talk about how I'm related to my 'sai' and how i eat them(yuck). This time, I'll talk about my grow up time with faeces. I always have tummy upset as i always mention, and I still can't help it till today. And this bring me to a lot of incidents eg.

1. rushing to any toilet when the nature calls (i've been to hundreds and thousands of M'sia's dirty toilets),


2. asking my mum to drive faster so that I can make it on time( on time= just a nice time for me to pull down my pants and let it go),


3. playing golf until half- suddenly have to shit, and


4. probably the very hard part is sitting in a bus on a highway or isolated place, where finding toilet is so difficult, but it is so urgent like it's coming out in split of time,


5. even shitting in tuition time, which is very embarassing as girls will look at you (when you come out of the toilet) thinking, ' this wan sure PANGSAI wan la'.

There are so many encounter about my 'passing motion' that sometimes, not sometimes, it is all time damn funny when you think about it.

And I will like to continue with my X-Men 2 story, the story goes like this. It was back in 1998, when I was 10 years old (my most peak time(climax) of my shit story). My 2nd bro, intend to make a new set of spectacles. It was a sudden decision, after my mum and bro fetch me after my stupid boring tuition. And we went to a shop in the town. The shop people are not responding fast enough I could say and my bro is so picky. And the process go for hours. Of course, me (as agile as a monkey) won't just sit down there quietly. So I walk around here and there around the shop, outside the shop and everywhere. It was freaking long for them to check my bro eyes and it is definitely freaking long for me to wait since I'm not the one who is doing the specs (buey tahan). And that time was freaking hot and humid, so it is really uncomfortable for me. hai..as I was waiting, probably more than 1 hour and 30 minutes, suddenly, my tummy wasn't feeling right. And during that time, my control over my 'anus and sphincter muscle aint that good', I really wanted to 'BERAK'. I can consider myself really stupid that time, cause of 'paiseh' want to use that shop's toilet(since they are the one who cause me having tummy upsets). So stupid that i bear and bear and BEAR..until my bro finally settle his specs and all, we decided to leave and I have been bearing it over 50 minutes..probably the longest time i ever bear from shitting during that time (i'm much in control now). And on the way back, my mum drove as usual since my 2nd bro that time still don have licence. So, halfway from reaching home, I suddenly told my mum,

Eric : MA, drive faster abit le, I stomach pain la, I tahan so long already
Mum : aiyo, SI KUI KIA (not pui is Kui= ghost), just now dono how to go the shop's
toilet ar, everytime ask me rush( cos my mum evetime felt pressure whenever I tell her that I wanto return the call of nature, worse when she is driving)
Eric : Paiseh mah, thank to ah yeet(2nd bro) la.. do specs so long and that shop people..slow like pig
Mum : Don't say la..aiyo everytime also like this wan..everytime pangsai make me rush only..how to drive fast
Eric : MA, i think hor..i better don talk liau..the air i suck in hor..make me wan even want to shit already..

A moment later...we were still on the way and it is just 5 mins from my house..
Eric : MA, i really cant tahan already
Mum : What do you expect me to do??
Eric : I really cant tahan already..aiyo..walau eh..wan come out already..
I can feel how pressure my mum is that time..hai..
Mum : Then HOW???
this is the moment why i think I might have the potential of becoming an X-Men..
Eric : gimme one plastic bag, I'll shit on it..

My second bro (who is very sensitive about dirtiness and smelliness wan), responded..
2nd Bro : Walau eh..then mah very SMELLY..how can like that? then who goin to take the plastic bag later..
Eric : (no respond to his question) GIMME A PLASTIC LA..QUICK LA..CANT TAHAN D..
2nd bro : NAH GIVE U LA..walau eh...
Mum : KUI SI LANG (spouting words which means someone who cause such a thing at such a time)

the red plastic bag that i shit on..eh..no no..the plastic bag that i use is quite similar to this type

I took off my pants..grab the plastic bag and wanted to 'NGK' out suddenly my bro shouted again..
2nd bro : AIM CORRECTLY HOR..DON'T SPILL IT ALL OVER the place..OR THE CAR IS GONE
ERIC : HENNAH, THANKS TO YOU LA..

my 2nd bro covered his nose when I was bout to "NGK"..I realy pity my mum..HOW IS SHE GOING TO COVER HER NOSE WHILE SHE IS DRIVING..sory mum

Of course when you want to pass motion, you will pee and fart first wan mah..so I need to adjust my *ahem* and pee and got no time to fart tat time..cos hor..the faeces was pretty "WATERY(lembap)" type(probably is the nasi lemak i took in school)..so immediately i place it correctly (all i can say is, it is not easy to adjust with your car is still moving and shaking and got "HUMP" somemore).

I "NGK' it out..no need "ngk" in fact..just prrrrruuttttt.prrruuttt.fluttt...futtttt..preppprepppprrutttttflaatt fliiiittt..PRRRRRRRROTTTTTTTTTT..
by the time i nearly finish, we reach our home BUT..

the place where i squat and pass motion..

HOW AM I GOING TO WIPE KA-CHNG (BUTT)???

so my mum ask me to carefully open the door..and DON DROP ANY SINGLE LEFTOVER "LAUSAI" ON HER CAR..AND RUN TO THE TOILET..

i did PERFECTLY as how i was told..and rush to the toilet..

BUT..WHO IS GOING TO TAKE and THROW MY PLASTIC OF SHIT???oh ya before i forget to say..I ran and hang that red plastic bag full of my CHOCOLATY SHIT at the my front door..

the place where i hang my plastic of shit..eh..aiyo no again..that is in my old house..this is new house' door knob

In the toilet..there is nothing much left for me to "smack Down" and i heard the conversation outside my toilet..
Mum : YEET AH..TAKE THAT PLASTIC BAG AND THROW
2ND BRO : WALAU EH..Y ME LA??ASK HIM TAKE HIMSELF LATER LA..
Mum: JUST TAKE AND THROW LA..HAIYO..NOT DIRTY WAN LA(i think my mum is trying to abuse her authority as a mum to ask my bro to take my plastic of shit..hia hia)..
2nd bro : WALAU EH..Y LIKE THAT WAN LE..

the place where i recalled, "who is going to take my shit ar"

What I heard from my mum was that my 2nd bro, hold the plastic bag with his whole arm stretch far away from the shit and throw it outside..haha..THANK U BRO..hahaha..after tat..i come out..and I'm embarrass but yet IT's too funny to recall sometimes..

Check out X-MEN 3, on how i use my shit power!!!

YAAOOO!!!

This blog is dedicated to someone I know when i just entered MMU Melaka. This is a fren..who we often make hell of a fun of him..even his name oledi we are make fun to greet people..he is none other than MR. YAO!!!!!

YAO!!..this is YAO(right) in the house with my big boss..fitri yahyaO...yao..

HE is cute where he is like a small little boy, bringing a sling back going to tuition. Which actually remind myself when i was Standard FOUR.


He is sexy where he always wear short pants, with sandals and a normal shirt to class. Real sexy guy..and his hair is relatively the same throughout the time.


He is quite attentive in class though i caught him alot of time sleeping during lecture..


And he is real likable..most girls like him and treat him like a cute little boy..haha..we guys also 'LIKE' him.and treat him like a real little boy..(making fun of him)


and another thing that is so damn interesting bout him is probably this..

when he is looking at something..it seems like his mouth cant really close and he is like.."uhhh..abla ababa.."

His mouth is the most sexiest wan..and his face with his mouth combine is a real masterpiece..the most BLUR PERSON I EVER MET..but he is really cute..and

HE LOVES TO SING..however..he didn't study here anymore..cause he thinks that it is better for him to be a LECTURER..hmm..in fact is a TEACHER..so he is now in Perak taking some Teaching Course..and in fact, you guys never get to know him better..but I'm different..i get to know him well enough..so i that day interview him through post-mail..and he will like to dedicate this song to you all..

Eric : Yao!Yao! everybody..What up!!this is emcee Eric in the house..we have one stuff here today for yao'll..and i'll my man, YAO to roll that song..

Yao : Yao! YaO! what up everybody, this is yao in the house..I hope you are having fun in MMU and i will like to rap this song for yao..but at each end of my sentence pls shout aloud with me Yao..ok..let's roll it..

YAO!..this is Yao in the house..

and i would like to dedicate this song to all of Yao

my full name is Foo Jing YAO

my nick name is YAO!YAO!

come on everybody, what up n what YAO!

i got a sexy mouth and i like to YAO

and my body also like to YAO!YAO!

oh yao, what do you think of YAO!

he is none other than 5ft3, with a sexy bum, with his simple shirt, with his strapping sandals and a shortshort pants..

walking around here saying YAO!YAO!

walking around there saying YAO!YAO!

alright, Eric, my man, bring you ass up here YAO

ERIC : Yao!let me tell Yao something about YAO

he lived in hostel 5th floor and he is staying alone

bring a yellow sling MMU bag, and walking around here and there..and make everybody jaw dropping with a word YAOO

but guess what, he is too popular to care bout YAO

what he do everyday is go to CITS

to read comics from the computer from after class to nite at 10 and he will go to bed..

What Yao guys noe about YAO..

Nothing..

But he like all of YAO

a special dedication fromYAO to all of you..the song he wrote about his life in MMU..though is crap pls cherish it...and I will cherish him just like a close fren..though it is just awhile i noe him..but he will always be remembered..and i have made a special dedication picture of him..YAO..you are always my best fren..and I'm always your fan and your COUSIN'S FAN???

such a HUNK right gals!!!

Embarassment...

Just a few minutes ago..just after my dinner..i was rushing back to my hostel due to some tummy upset..then when i Got on the lift..i can feel my anushole cramping de..the sphincter muscle looks like it cant hold on any longer..i stay in 18th floor..but when the lift stopped at 13 floor i tot it was my floor..i got down and saw a guy..and i see at the front panel..is 13th so i got back down..and then the lift go up again..the guy, who is an International Student from AFRICAN CONTINENT..kinda laugh at my actions..but then i think i can't make him laugh any longer when I ask him this question..
" How's your exam?? You finish your exam already?"
and i can see his blur smile at me..with those emotionless smile..saying back to me..
" I'm a LECTURER"..another sarcastic smile from him..
Immediately the lift reach 18th floor..i got down quickly..and while im letting my half solid dung out..I thought to myself.." AM i an IDIOT to ask someone, who is a lecturer, and might be your future lecturer, How's YOur EXAM???" ouuuuuhhhhhhhhh...CRAP

anyway, dear readers..pls leave all your comments either on the chatterbox or on the comment toolbar below each post..is ok whether you wanto criticise my blog..or giving good comments to my blog..is your freedom to share your opinion..your comment is truly appreciated..thank u so much

the Purpose of a Head Invigilator-->to cool students down..

Earlier today, at 2.30pm I'm having my 4th paper out of 6 for this semester. The paper is a Statistics paper. So, usually I'll make myself early to the exam venue and I did when i reach the exam venue at 2.17pm, and everybody are allowed to go in already. I went in and sat on my table number, and as usual, filling up the require information such as name, id. and attendance slip and all. The main thing here, today I got an Indian guy lecturer, to be venue HEAD INGILATOR. HE look strict, hmm..probably in his late 40's, and taking the microphone. He start to brief us with the rules and regulation. Oh my God, as soon as i hear he talk, What i can say is "HE GOT THE SEXIEST INDIAN VOICE I EVER HEARD"..so sexy that some of the word I can't really hear. Let him talk..and he bla bla bla all and he told us one thing. That the time of the whole exam is based on the clock in front of us. He say if you all want can change our watch time according to the clock hanging on the front wall. But the problem is this, the hall was quite big and it is reallly impossible for people sitting at the back to view the clock if they don't have a watch and then i heard this Head Invigilator..that really cool everybody's tension down..when he said..
with indian slangss--> must use those thick ones..
" The time..the clockr you follow the exam venue one ar..you can tune your watchr according to the clock time ar..(seems nth to shout about)..Anyone who can't see from your BACKSIDE......."

those idiots like me are already laughing where i even answer.."..HUH!!! SEe From your BACKSIDE..walau eh, eng ka chng kua si kan ar( use ass to look at the time ar..how ar?)

the prob..when you focus too much..

You see, there are alot of things that happen in this world due to what they call as psychic power. For some, these are gifted powers given by God and the genetic of our parents. Psychic power as i understand from one seminar i attended last time, is using one part of our brain. Okay, let me talk bout brains, in our brain, of course there is left and right brain. But as i remember from the seminar talker, which is one of the uncle in my church, he said that we got conscious mind, sub-conscious mind and super sub-conscious mind. We this three part of our brain, conscious mind is the daily life, we use one. But as for sub-conscious mind, as he say is that, some people might often use it and some might not even use it. And there is something to do with God sometimes. And the last is, super sub-conscious mind, where we normal humans, won't use it. In fact, if we don't know how to control, it is like not part of our brain. But this part is the special part as I can say. Well-known people who possessed this are like David Blaine and few other magician. When they are able to control it, then magic can happen. These are truly gifts and talents. Even for some who train that damn freaking hard, it may not even happen or probably just a little percentage of it. With the super-subconscious mind, examples that we usually experience from TV show or magic show are...hmmm..twisting the spoon by just looking at the spoon. The one doing it, can use his kinetic power or dono what power of his super sub-conscious mind, and keep telling it to twist and the spoon can twist, fold and in any like as how he wanted it to be. Also there are people who are very powerful with these power, can use brain to control watever he wants. This is true, but of course if he misuse the power for money and bad intention, the power will dissolved.

So you guys can also try around see whether you can twist the spoon ar, or make the table turn upside down ar..or many things ar. But testing this type of things, is definitely not recommended, why not find something useful and do in life right? But why i post this blog is..i experience this power before..and I'm able to do it.

The scenario goes like this, I was in my class early in the morning and there is somethign bothering my eyes. AS i use to pay my full attention in my class(ahem).. this distractions piss me off.. Come on i wanto focus in my class ok(konon la)..then i made both my eye balls to the centre..and focus on the distraction part which is the centre of my specs..and kinda flow all my 'chakra' into the centre there. And at once, "SNAPPP" the centre of my specs broke off...and i was like.."What the hell is this what we call Jordan Chan's 1st edition TOO INCH specs".it is quite thick and those APEK type of specs..wont easily break wan gua..i was surprse without realising i have use my brain power to do it..then..i have to spend rm198 for a new specs..hihi..as a prove..see the pics below..THIS IS THE PROB WHEN YOU FOCUS TOO MUCH IN CLASS, AND WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR FOCUS TO STH ELSE..IT SEEMS POWERFUL...

you can make a difference too..if you focus..just LIKE ME..

powerful mind..with a powerful smile..

p/s : for all readers, hmmm..i think i forgot to mention that i took down my specs before i do that actions..hia hia hia..get wat i mean???

the Mutants..X-Men part 1

When I was young, I always have the problems of passing motion (shitting). Not those constipation problems, but frequent and irregular timing of faeces-putting. The doctor once check for me saying that I was just too excited to do something sometimes, maybe going to tuition or what so ever. And in fact, this shitty things have bring me around until now,but I'm able to CONTROL it more maturely and professionally. Back when I was around 9-17 years old, before going to tuition, I will sometimes have tummy problems. Though i restrict myself from eating spicy stuff, the results still the same( what i mean is the timing is the same, not the dung, the dung sure if less spicy stuff, less burning dungs). And also whenever I wanto travel to somewhere, especially sitting on public transport, the first thing I worried is whether later, in the bus, will I have tummy upset that I have to rush myself or 'tahan' it. With this passing motion stuff, I got some interesting story to share about.

This is a true story. When I was still a toddler, I have been dealing with shits plenty of time. And one of the greatest encounter for me with my own faeces is in fact..hmmm..how to say..CONSUMING IT..alright..make it easy..i ATE MY OWN SHIT before. Surprise, believe it. I, of course that time dono anything la..if i noe and go and eat I'm really big dumbass already. The story goes like this, my mum was taking care of me while suddenly pass my green slimy wet half solid dung out all over the floor. ewwww..yuck..then my mum went to the back and wanted to bring a piece of cloth to clean it. During that short interval of my mum's absence, I, used my small paw and touch the patch of body's nature. I touch it and during that time i must be wondering.."ehh..what is this greeen2, yellow2, wet2 thing". And make a decision to try it. I looked at my hand. open my mouth with the sight of curiosity and with some cute tender sound..."agekh agekh,wahhhh". And put my paw, inside my mouth.."Gulp" Dono got deepthroat onot, then my mum saw. I think that time sure my mum hit my hands, and think--" you silly boy, eat ur own shit". I can tell you that the shit, if im not mistaken taste quite nice..its WARM..ewwww..

the young me..probably too confuse..that i ate my own s**t..hai..

Few days back, I watched X-Men 3: the Last Stand. The movie released quite some time already but I only get the chance to watch, after taking the DVD from my gf. I have always been a fan of X-Men. So as I watch through the movie, reviewing their plot and getting more knowledge bout mutants, I also start to wonder, am i A mutant too?? though is stupid to think in this way, but can anyone prove that there is no mutant in this world. But to think another thing, if I'm a mutant, what type of superpower that I can come out with? To be continued in X-Men 2 in my blog..kinda lost with what I'm talking..then continue read my X: Men 2..hia hia hia