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Friday, December 12, 2008

the Unreasonable Truth about Fat People

1) Fat people are harder to kidnap
-I personally always like this one and wish to get this tag in my car

2) Fat people are the source of energy in the world
-because they have plenty of oils

3) Fat people are the charms in the world
-come on, if your girlfriend are angry at you, imagine a skinny todt trying to charm his girlfriend, by saying, Come on Darl, don't be angry, the girl might felt get poked by your skinny bone. Fat People ain't that case, they just, turn their head and act out a face (as each small movements means a lot for a fat person), the girlfriend will be mesmerize

4) Fat people always make people jealous
- if you don't trust me, if you see a fat guy walk pass you, do you ever NOT turn around and take another look just because you couldn't believe your eyes their beauty. This is fact!

5) Fat people are always never jealous
- if you ever try to get a Fat person jealous, you are definitely wrong, you will always see those tiny skinny punny guys/girls who got jealous, never will you see a bigger size man or woman got jealous. Don't trust me! OBSERVED YOURSELF! (though the facts are not really true)

6) Fat people are always generous
- there are two things, they are generous as they feed a lot of hawker stalls, restaurants, those stalls in highway restarea, because without them, probably those guys couldn't even survive. this is facts okay! and another thing is, you will mostly find thin beggars..not fat ones!

7) Fat people gives you memories - hey, good ones I mean
- if you every think back about your old stories, really long time ago stories, you will find so many types of friends that you have. Which one will you remember the most? Think about it!

8) Fat people are not FAKE, always true
- fake people don't have to act pitiful to be pitiful, they just do what they always do, they are pitiful. And usually fat people don't fake themselves, they are confident bold and beautiful. seriously, look around you and the characters that is playing in the world, are FAT people FAKE? and in fact they are better actors..

9) Fat people are FUNNY
- fat people are always funny and funnier everytime. I mean probably guys, don't worry bout fat people on how 'pitiful are they'..probably worry more on those half skinny those..cos those very skinny people also got their priority..hia hia hia

10) unreasonably but TRUTH - Fat people are CUTER
- this is because they don't even have to do anything, they walk, they talk, they laugh, they eat and all things that they do, they are always cute. they don't have to go put a 'PEACE SIGN' on any parts of the body and cheese with the camera to get people think they are cute, or acting cute. THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE!! They don't even have to pose anything on the pics or videos..they move their eyebrow, open their mouth and take a pics can send you rolling of the floor and laugh.


ericjeanvianney.blogspot.com / www.ericseah.com IN SUPPORT OF FAT PEOPLE IN THE COMMUNITY (FAT BUT HEALTHY I MEAN)

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