Part and Parcel of Life..

throughout our entire life..i guess everybody have been meeting tonnes and tonnes of friends..so as for me..some are hell of funny and cheerful..and u know u will definitely enjoy with her..on the other side..they are however, some who is like shits..and the moment u see them ur heart has a pop-up that cant be block..stating..eg. " oh that Fucker" or.."oh that idiot" or "oh that mutha f.." and many more..its not anger that shows it..is that they are like viruses on computer that attach to u...and the anti virus programme will keep popping out notice that something intrude ur brain..and that really sucks..
but then..to think bout it..maybe this prob doesn't lie on those frens..maybe they lie on their background..on their bring ups..or maybe their friends who long time influenced the same thing..just like the lyrics in the song..the asshole song by jimmy buffet..it goes like this.."all your friends are assholes..becos u noe them ur whole life.."watever..
sometimes..seeing this type of people or friends you will definitely feel like erasing them from your life..but if they are your colleagues, your housemates, your neighbour, your religious group fren, your band, your ex-schoolmates or even your dog's partner's owner.. what can we do..we still have to meet them up..and we still need to greet them..there is terms of a WHITE LIE..probably my terms is A BLACK SMILE, A 'SOHAI' LAUGH, A 'MEANFUL BUT KONON NOT MEANFUL' TEASE..and many more..how to escape..
some people especially in working life..have this prob..is not competition..is bout getting attention..this is from experience of my friends who worked already..it seems like they are the flowers that never dies..that is made of plastic..so when we think of plastic..they are FAKE..so from plastic flowers come fakiness..but then seeing those plastic flowers too long..they themselves are full of spider web and dust..and embedded them behind those dirts..that come out the devil that also never dies..
another thing that cross my mind during my semester break is MISJUDGEMENT..misjudgement in general we can classify as misunderstanding is a problem where we mistakenly jump to conclusion or made assumption towards what we foresee..so y midjudgment happen..simply is it is cause by listening to one side of the story..when u listen to one side of one's story..you will think definitely have bad impression towards somebody that actually do not have those thing..they are creating imagination on ur blind head..that is why when we fall prey to such things..tonnes of misunderstanding happen and even involve long term unwanted yet avoidable arguments..and face-off between each other..
therefore we in our life..is very important that we should not listen to one side of the story only..cause maybe the other side have a different so-called version of the story..unless you yourself experience the attitude or behaviour of someone and there is someone came up to you and told u the same thing..misunderstanding is partially avoided..so be clear and not to be blinded by the untrue but looks real facts..
as for conclusion..it is definitely part and parcel of life that throughout our entire life..millions and millions of experience will be gain..whether for ur self preparation..ur knowledge world..or ur moral decision making..life is full of adventure..

The Distracter

ya..for all folks who play golf..they might noe bout this..the distaction that caused by either fellow competitor(which i mention last time as psycho)..and the other is by spectators, known as distractions..if u all ever notice when Tiger Woods were playing a shot..if he was distracted..he wil move away from the ball..look around..asking ppl either to stand still or keep quiet..cos this is fairly important cos this might distract ur focus from the game..
so this is the experience and thorough thoughts that i hv gone through..u see there is so many cases in golf that spectators indirecty or directly distract a golfer..indirectly maybe making a sound or move unintentionally..
however..if directly they may wan throw sth behind a Profesional player..or even purposely make sounds,chatters and laughs..just to distract somebody..some involve stripping naked and walk inside the golf course which happen in several tournaments..some fans even taunts player like those tournament in major championship, Ryder Cup and President's Cup..
>>so guys..hv u all ever wondered something that i hv been wondering??this is nth just simply the spectators..
ok..let put it this way..y the unknown spectator threw an apple when Tiger was putting during one of a tournament..WHY?? guys think about it WHY??and why not other players..issit bout racism??i seriously don think the reason is due to racist..and probably..the spectator wont get naked to get attention..
so the reason is..as TV broadcast have already reported that in a tournament include Tiger Woods will show 35% of him even he is not the leader..so the spectator that throw the apple will also be popular..cos TV are nearly everytime focus on Tiger..so increase the opportunity of him get caught..unsteadily throwing an apple..hehe..think bout it??will they throw an apple even across the green to a player which is not that well known..hehe..

DEFINITELY NOT..

how to kill ppl with ur FART!

haha..so see the title..and let's move on..ok..i was having my holidays so i was quite free and have this stupid idea of writing this...ok first of all..i hope everybody noe wat is fart!!...and how bout y fart make noises?ok fart make noises is seriously through my research is not thru the flapping of ur butt cheeks ok..is by the size of ur sphincter muscle located at ur anus..hehe..and smelly fart always kill ppl..but y are they generally warmer and quiter!haha..this is because the air that we swallowed or the food that indigested in our stomach will create bubble and reaching the anus..and smelly fart with have bubbles with higher density..and can state as HOT BUBBLEs..hehe..
ok
how to kill people le..i don hv much..but to share some also ok gua..

1. when u driving..and fetching people..the best the car is fully occupied..and u got the feeling of letting ur flatulence out..and u noe is smelly..bear with it..wait a little longer so it got more..put ur hand at the WINDOW LOCK button..and face ur butt to the passengers and fart it all out..and give an idiot smile..HAHA..then u will see they wilbe rushing to the windows and to realise the window is lock..let them smell it ya..there is requirements thogugh..ur car must hv windows lock..(max kill..2-7 ; 80% success ; efficient)
2. when u r walking with a bunch of ur frens in a shopping complex..and got the urge to fart..walk to the front of them probably a few more steps..and fart it out..u neeed to walk a little farther than them..becos the smell will travel to human's nose a little bit slow..( max kill..unlimited; 40% success; efficiency depends on the crowd..more people, more cramp, more efficient)
3. this method is goin to be a bit cruel..hmmm..(max killing..1 ; 95% success; damn efficient..if small room and air conditioned even better) the method is killing people when they are half death..my half death means they are..SLEEPING..haha..so when they wake up..u may ask them...do u smell something in ur dream??if yes..smile in ur heart and keep quiet..if not..try HARDER next time

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driving..

yo..everybody..the other day i was driving my mum to a bank..OCBC bank la..so in my hometown there isn't any much parking area for tat bank..so i hv to stop at the side of the road and wait there until my mum settle her bank thing...so as i was waiting i was observing how my hometown people, MUARians drive their car..phuiyo..it was really atrocious(did i spelled it wrong) to see that..walau eh..there is many kinds of them..and i mean many kinds of them..ok i observe this using my rear mirror and side mirror..fuuuhhh..it is very true that when u do not practise or refer u get rusty..wat i meant is the UNDANG BOOK..most of them were uncles and aunties from our multiraces people..only some as i see will put signals and look at the left side mirror before coming out..and others signal didn't put..but got look at side mirror..still safe..
and there is some aunties..that think that road was their grandpa's or their ancestors..very nice view
u noe how she drive out..the road were quite busy at that time and people were traveling at quite fast speed..and she..without signalling or wat..drive out without looking at the side mirror..and the car where she cut..nearly crash her..and the best part is..
she drive slowly after coming out..hogging the whole road..what an attitude!!
so for u all who read this..pls drive safely ya..and signalling and lookin at the side mirror is damn freaking important..

5 senses to psycho ppl..

About this topic..i'll like to share something to all of you about the game of golf..u see in every game..we need physcical and mental strength..physically we must look tough and hard to beat(but of course u look tough must show u r tough too la..)...mentally as for most game play the other side of a way to probably counter-act ur physical and boost ur confident..eg. when u r tired,ur legs tell u that u can no longer be that agile, ur body start to weakens..if ur mental were not strong enough...definitely..u r down easily..but ur mental can speak to ur body like..' HEy is just awhile more..bear with it bear with it"..it might helps u to fight a little longer and even help u to win..this is essentially important for the game of golf..this is bcos in golf..probably golf are not that agile type of game like badminton which ur reactions towards the ball incoming if very fast..so u need to react fast enough..golf gives u plenty of time and room..to think, to compensate and TO MAKE MISTAKES..eg. when u r hitting the ball in an awkward place, and u hv to cross a pond in 175 metres..which indeed seems easy..but in golf..u might be thinking..wat happen if i did not hit it correctly..will it go to the pond and watsoever..so this is suspense and problems that arose when u r playing golf..TOO MUCH TIME TO think..in addition,people around u..who is playing with u can psycho or distract u..ok..get back to my story..ok as i hv been playing golf since the age of 11(though i spend my time playing with my dad and his fellow uncles)..i encountered numerous way to distract or in golf terms PSYCHO ppl..how issit done..that's y i relate to our human 5 senses..first of all let's start with SIGHT..in golf there is certain rules and one of them is do not move when ur friends are playing..so the thing goes like this..when the uncle were playing golf..and seeing that they are losing to u..this is how they will do..not bcos they dono the rules..but purposely..eg. standing quite near to you and moving here and there..touching here an there(touch themselves i mean)..or when u r focusin to the hole..they are just within ur line of sight..and u could see them moving around here and there..
next i will go to TASTE which i relate to mouth talking...in golf..silence is very important..so very obvious that you noe this uncles..they will just keeep talkin non-stop even u they noe u r playing..purposely to distract u..hai..and u noe we have those golf carts..hahaha.they will blow the accelerator..blow and let go blow and let go..to make it like.."EH FAST LE..WAN GO LIAU LE"..to indirectly psycho u..
ok to a more interesting part with the combination of sense of HEARING and SMELLING..hope this attact all of you..where the above were pretty lame..ok..this is how they done it..noises distract a golfer focus all the time..and of course in the more critical period that is during putting into the hole..so this uncle really figure out the way how it should be done..
hai..when u r havin a putt to win..and the BET might be doubled or even tripled..and can make u alot of profit..and ur mind start to fuss around..the uncle make it even worse..FARTING WITH A LOUD SOUND..omg..that wasn't it..they can smile to the others and say..wah..just now i just WASH DOWN with some goreng pisang..wah..sooong ar..
u at there trying to focus were definitely distracted before u realised another worst ting might happen..some smell that they create from the fart..OMG..and from my calculation..70% of the putt will miss..20% of putt will go in and come out..8% wilgo short of the hole..and only 2% will make it..for more psychoing method..u can ask me for more..

hmmm..let me introduce..to you all...this is my dear girlfriend..actually i don intend to reveal this..but in the later part of my blog include alot of my friends..so i will like to find a small spaces for her too..so my gf name is Sabrina..hmmm..i knew here back in 2003, as we youth in our churches..hmm..it was 10th july, where the sparks was created and the flowers are ready to bloom..and still blooming till the present time..both of us are cancer..therefore,both are emotional..hot tempered..but caring for others..we are both good listener though i talk alot more than her..in my opinion, love is a connection between two people..but sharing the same heart..is not how others see it..but is our heart we share it..-in my life..she is someone important to me..but i don put it in the way to let everybody noe that..'oh my girlfriend is the best..no one can be as good as her'..though if i find she is..i wouldn't tell anybody..cos is not how I show it to others..or to prove to myself that I showed my love to her..is all in our heart..whether the others see it onot..is definitely not important..as long she noes who i m and so do i noe who she is..is the important things..
besides, we definitely share the same key of valuing our family..that's something i love about her..the mindset of family is important..bcos our family is always the backbone of our life..whether there is anything happening to us..our family will always back us up..
so at least i intro my gf..hehe..and that's all for this posting..

~with my heart and soul, to be given and to hold, and my love for u so, is for my dear to know~
>to ding from ding< :-*